Once upon a time...
I found a rescue dog on a website, fell instantly in love, and named her Winnie Ann.
Winnie means "gentle friend" and most of the time that's true.
She winks. (But not on cue...we're working on it.) And when she pants, she looks like she's smiling ear to ear.
She's a dream.
I hit the rescue dog lottery; part golden retriever, part whatever anyone at the dog park tells me, she's a fluffy, funny mess. She's barked once in her life, and it was at a note on the piano that she did not like.
She does hilarious things and makes hilarious faces and ultimately the world needs to know her.
So world, please meet Winnie Ann.